26/5/2023 Los Coyote Men + The Phobics @ The Birds Nest

 

Yes, it's them Phobics again! They are liable to pop up at any gig in London, but especially on their home turf in Deptford. Actually, I'm not sure there is any turf in Deptford - but if there was then The Phobics would be on it. Instead they are on the stage in the intimate confines of the Birds Nest pub.

This band must have played this punk rock toilet venue countless times over the years - on occasion as the same night as me in another old punk band. But no one is interested in that - instead everyone want's to see Tom's famous white shoes! Since the Witchdoktors wrote a song about Tom Crossley's shoes and the much missed 12 Bar Club they are more often found in here.

The Phobics are chaotic fun as usual and now promoting their excellent new album 'Burnt Rubber' - featuring songs like 'Gentrification' - a subject which is even starting to affect places like Deptford. 😟

The Phobics are always worth seeing, but tonight I am particularly excited to finally have the chance to see a band I've wanted to see for many years but never thought I would as their shows are as rare as rocking horse shit. That band is Los Coyote Men.

I first became aware of this band quite a few years ago after hearing their song 'Any Port In A Storm' on the radio. It was filthy raw garage rock 'n' roll and straight away I knew I wanted to go and see this band. But where? And When? Those questions remained unanswered - until now. In the meantime I managed to track down the 2003 album the song came from - 'Los Coyote Men Vs The Illegal Movers'. It's presented as two different bands taking one side of the album each, but it's said that The Illegal Movers are actually Los Coyote Men. Anyway, it's a great album of dirty scuzzy garage rock 'n' roll dripping with punk attitude.

This band take being 'underground' to new depths, and as they don't even have a website it's difficult to find out what (if anything) they are up to. But here they are playing at a small pub venue in South London. Los Coyote Men explode onto the stage in a blitz of rock 'n' roll chaos! Wearing wrestling masks and ridiculously OTT gear they could hardly look more rock 'n roll - this is a band out to make an impression! And they do - the music is incendiary.💥 Their energy level is off the scale, and they are often off the stage too - even the drummer can't be contained behind his kit!

Rock 'n' roll doesn't get much more primal than this, and the band's costumes lend an air of mystery, not to mention menace and danger. I wasn't around in the early days of rock 'n roll, but I can imagine seeing a red hot band in a small club in the 1950's might have been something like this.

In spite of the 'show business' look of the band's attire, there is a primitive punk attitude underneath, and with the less than Politically Correct lyrics of the song 'Any Port In A Storm' you get the feeling that this band really don't give a fuck and will get right in your face!

This is pure rock 'n' roll in it's most distilled form, but although there is a punk edge the playing is sharp. These guys mean it man.

This is possibly the most full-on totally in-your-face rock 'n' roll show I have seen all year - I really hope I can see this band again some time.

7/5/2023 The Molotovs + The Priscillas in Kennington

A bit of an adventure in South London for me today - South of the river - what could possibly go wrong?!! I get off the tube at Kennington - I'm sure I've never been to this station before but it looks familiar. 😕 Then I notice the station building's unique dome - and realise that I have seen this Grade 2 Listed building featured in one of my favourite TV series: Secrets of the London Underground. Unfortunately I don't have time to admire the architecture of the tube network's oldest surviving building and have to head off to a nearby rather more recently built housing estate...

So why am I actually in South London on a Sunday afternoon? I am at a Coronation related event - not something I would normally head this far south for. Chas is getting a new hat and that's all very nice and everything, but I'm actually here to see a couple of bands: The Priscillas are always fun and it's worth the trip just to see them, but I've also been wanting to see The Molotovs for a while - so finding them both playing on the same bill at a free show is a result! The gig is actually just a stage set up at a street market event on a housing estate by the Brandon Tenants & Residents Association. It's an early summer's day and the weather is nice - what's not to like?

I guessed there might not be a bar so I bought my own booze just in case. I was right - no bar. Or toilets either. But there was a pub virtually next door - so I needn't have worried. The Canterbury Arms provided all the facilities I required - apart from real ale. It's a typical 'estate' pub - a dive probably loved by some of the locals, but absolutely nothing to make anyone other than locals ever set foot in the place. It's main (only) claim to fame seems to be it's (self proclaimed?) resemblance to the pub featured in the Shameless TV comedy series - which I have never actually seen. Still - any port in a storm... It seemed friendly enough though.

Each of the two bands playing are doing two sets, but by the time I have got my shit together and dragged my sorry arse down to South London I have missed the first sets by each band. This is the first time I have seen the Molotovs and they are excellent!

There is a strong Mod influence to this band's look and sound. The Jam must be a big influence although The Molotovs are playing their own songs.

There is a definite punk influence as well though, and the band are also reminicent of 1980's UK Power Pop and New Wave.

The Molotovs set is fast and very energetic - they are a good band to get the crowd moving and grooving!

This band sound really tight and well rehearsed. I think getting quite a lot of gigs under their belts must have really helped as well - they must have worked hard to get this good this early in their career. It's all paying off as they seem to have a wide appeal to the South London locals.

As far as the way they are dressed the band seem to have really got into the Coronation spirit - while still keeping a strong Mod look.

There is something in the Molotovs tight and punchy sound that grabs your attention and makes you listen while your feet are tapping - it's hard to keep still.

As well as dressing for the occasion the Molotovs also play the 'National Anthem' - or at least the punk version of it with a spirited rendition of the Sex Pistols 'God Save The Queen', although they didn't take the opportunity to change the lyric to God Save The King to keep it more current.

I thought the Molotovs were great and will definitely be going to see them again. The next band I have seen many times over the years.

The Priscillas band lineup has changed on many occasions over the years, with singer Jenny Drag being the only constant member.

However, the only other constant thing about this band is that they are always fun! Today's show is no exception.

Punk is the Priscillas main influence, but there is also 1950's rock & roll - mixed in with 60's pop.

It's all entertaining stuff with a wide appeal - and the local kids are getting well into it as well.

The band bring their North London vibe into South London with songs about their home turf like 'All The Way From Holloway'. And also a more serious side with their latest single 'Angela' a warning of the dangers of predatory men in clubs and bars.

The Priscillas draw a weird and wonderful crowd from all parts of London with their broad appeal.

Among the throng I see quite a few familiar faces - some Phobics  (who I only saw last night) from South London not too far from their Deptford stamping grounds, and some musicians and DJs all the way from North London where the Priscillas hail from.

In between bands I find myself in the neighbouring pub. Well I needed to use their 'facilities', and having done that it's only good form to enjoy their hospitality and have a drink or two to show my appreciation and not take the piss by just having a piss in their pub. Do the right thing.

It's an enjoyable event overall with good music, a nice atmosphere and a friendly vibe - maybe South London isn't so bad? It turns out there is also an aftershow at a nearby hall. Well I have also finished off my own supply of booze I brought with me assuming there would be no bar - and there is a bar at the aftershow so it would be rude not to go.

The aftershow winds down and I remember I am quite a long way from home so it seems like a good time to make a move. I can remember how to get to Kennington tube from the event I was at earlier - but I'm not there - I'm somewhere else that isn't on the route back to the station. Well it can't be far - how difficult can it be? Actually, more difficult than expected... I have a smartphone, but they don't always give you the information you need when you actually need it. So I walk in what I think is the right direction. Actually, it is the right direction, but the streetlighting is shit and so is the badly repaired road surface so I trip and fall arse-over-tit. Nothing to do with booze of course. Well maybe a bit., but I wasn't that pissed. No really - I wasn't. 

Not much bloodletting, but I liked those jeans - they had served me well. Now I'll look like one of those fucking posers with deliberately ripped/cut jeans! I hate that shit - I like to keep things real. Soon after that I got on a bus to Brixton - all plain sailing from there. And I made friends with the mice at Highbury & Islington station

Anyway, I enjoyed my South London adventure! Same time next year?

6/5/2023 Johnny Throttle + Desperate Fun + The Phobics @ New River Studios

New River Studios is an interesting Arts Centre venue in North London walking distance from Manor House tube station. I've played there and it was one of the most 'punk rock' venues I've ever been to, but not in a bad way. There is a decent bar and kitchen too.

Three bands for only a fiver on a Saturday night - you can't go wrong really! Well worth it just for one good band really, but we get more than that. It's not often Deptford's finest The Phobics venture this far North of the river. The River Thames that is, but here they are north of the New River - Camden or Islington is about as far North as they normally venture, but here they are in a North London venue that suits them well.

There is quite a decent turnout for a gig with virtually no promotion at a venue which is unknown to most people, but there are quite a few familiar faces in attendance - many of them musicians from other bands in the underground scene. The Phobics are always good fun and tonight is no exception. Tom Crossley is an engaging frontman and like the rest of the band have been playing punk rock on the underground scene for many years in various bands before The Phobics. Although they are very much a (South) London band there is a noticable New York rock 'n' roll influence in their sound as well - if you like the Heartbreakers and Ramones you'll probably dig The Phobics too.

The next band is less enjoyable. For some reason deliberate or otherwise they are ear-splittingly LOUD, and the sound mix is consequently shit. As is often is when a band or sound engineer seems to think sheer volume is far more important than sound quality and it just becomes impossible to actually enjoy the actual music. As a result Desperate Fun come across as far more Desperate than actual Fun.

One or two songs is all I can take as it becomes physically painful and I need to escape to protect both my hearing and my sanity. I leave the room and head for the refuge of the bar - determined not to return until the band have finished. It's a shame as they seemed decent enough musicians.

Fortunately things improve greatly for the final band of the night. I've seen Johnny Throttle a few times over the years but thought they had split up as they seemed to have disappeared a while ago. They have a punk 'in-your-face' attitude but are actually a really great rock 'n' roll band!

This is how you play rock 'n' roll.

And this is what happens!

This was a really great end to the evening - I hope we haven't seen the last of this terrific rock 'n' roll band. Two out of three bands were well worth seeing, and it was an absolute bargain at only a fiver!